You know you're having a bad day when...

You wake up in a strange place. You have trouble pulling yourself out of bed. You feel like you have a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night. Your new diet doesn't seem to be working. You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise. You new hat looked better on you at the store. Your old hat doesn't look quite right either. The dry cleaners shrunk your favorite outfit. You keep losing things. You have a stiff neck. You realize that you are in the wrong place at the wrong time. The boss chewed you out at work. You got caught in the rain at lunch time. The lunch you had didn't agree with you. You get no respect. You feel trapped. Traffic on the way home was brutal. Uninvited guests show up for dinner. Dinner left you feeling a bit queasy. You think you might be coming down with the flu. You're alone in the house and you hear a noise in the basement.